Artist/Band: Carrington Rodney Tabs
Song: Little Things That Piss Me Off Tab
Little Things That Piss Me Off - Rodney Carrington
G C
When I'm sittin on a toilet in a house that I don't know
D G
Lookin all around me where the toilet paper go?
C
I'm feelin really uneasy I'm feelin real uncertain
D G (N.C)
Cause I gotta wipe my butt again with the shower curtain
Chorus:
C D G
It's those little things those itty bitty things
C D G
It's those little things like that that piss me off
G C
When I pick up on a women and I take her home to bed
D (N.C)
She starts to take her clothes of and she starts to hell you know
G C
I ask her what her name was she told me it was venus
D
I reach down between her legs
(Chorus)
G C
Last night I went out drinkin in my old daddy's lincoln
D G
I hit a tree killed friend
C
I start to scream and hollar cause he owed me twenty dollars
D G
I know I'll never see it again
(NC)
"I know what you're thinking. Hell, he's dead, take it out of his d*** pocket.
I didn't kill nobody. Hell, there's people out there going 'He killed his d***
friend, that's awful! If i had some mason and i could get up there i'd squirt
his a**.' Well, listen to it again"
G C
Last night I went out drinkin in my old daddy's lincoln
D G (N.C)
I hit a tree killed friend "Two friends, a couple of orphans and a nun, how
ya like that?"
C D (NC)
It's those little things "'Oh, he killed two orphans and a nun!'"
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